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Retirement Over The Hill Gag Gift Sign
Retirement Over The Hill Gag Gift Sign
Ships in 1 business day — order before noon and it usually goes out the same day.
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Retirement Over The Hill Gag Gift Sign
Perfect Retirement gag gift
The Sign is 11" x 9"
"The time has come to savor life,
To play some golf, to fly a kite.
Travel the world, catch some fish,
and bask in sweet do-nothing bliss.
I'm trading necktie noose and traffic jams,
for a condo in Florida & a knee sock tan.
Retirement is here at last,
you working stiffs can kiss my ass!"
Shipping & delivery
Shipping & delivery
Handling time is 1 business day. Orders placed before noon usually ship the same day. We run daily FedEx and UPS pickups, so orders leave the building fast.
Returns
Returns
Returns are accepted within 30 days of purchase. A $7.00 flat-rate return shipping fee applies.
No restocking fee on items returned in original condition — unworn, unwashed, undamaged, with original tags and packaging. Items returned in any other condition may be charged up to 15%, or refused.
Makeup, wigs and facial hair, hosiery, and final sale items cannot be returned.
Request a return to get an RMA number before sending anything back. Refunds go to the original payment method within 2–3 business days of us receiving the item.
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