Retirement Over The Hill Gag Gift Sign

Perfect Retirement gag gift

The Sign is 11" x 9"

"The time has come to savor life,

To play some golf, to fly a kite.

Travel the world, catch some fish,

and bask in sweet do-nothing bliss.

I'm trading necktie noose and traffic jams,

for a condo in Florida & a knee sock tan.

Retirement is here at last,

you working stiffs can kiss my ass!"